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Wash Your Bowl

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A monk told Joshu, "I have just entered the monastery. Please teach me."

Joshu asked, "Have you eaten your rice porridge?

The monk replied, "I have eaten."

Joshu said, "Then you had better wash your bowl."

At that moment the monk was enlightened.

:meditation:
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Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody!

I need someone, actually anyone, to tell me something I should write about... I have had a mjor writer's block and have been itching to get over it.

So yeah... Any idea, songs, quotations, etc. It's all good. :shrug:
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So okay, I got tagged by :iconfuwafuwamomo: :D

1. Put these rules.
2. Each tagged person must put 10 things about themselves in their journal.
3. At the end you must choose and tag 10 people and post their icons in the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send them a note saying you tagged them.
5. No tag - backs


Okay so here's ten things about me that you probably didn't want to know in the first place ;)

1. I may be in love with Zachary Levi (voice of Flynn Rider from Tangled and plays Chuck on the TV show Chuck). :love:

2. I have a blog :D

3. I like drawing henna/mehndi designs on paper, but I don't really draw anything else.

4. I'd love to write a book, and I've tried on occasion but I keep accidentally copying plots of books I like so I can't actually continue...

5. Psych made me love pineapples but I still hate pineapples on pizza. :shrug:

6. If I could pick any profession in the world, I'd chose either a spy or international art thief. :D

7. I daydream about meeting my "soul mate" in a library... maybe I should write a book about that... :idea:

8. I want to memorize Shakespeare quotes and use them daily:
Teacher: Have a great weekend!
Me: "Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I should say good night till it be morrow."
Teacher: :unimpressed"
Me: ^^;

9. Another "job," so to speak, that I'd love to have would be a pirate! :ahoy:

10. I'm not going to tage ten people... SO THERE! :bleh:
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Al right, that wasn't so hard! And I'm sure you're all totally glad you learned all this! Can I get a round of applause?

:sarcasticclap:

... Fine I get the point...

"A long farewell to all my greatness!"

*cricket chirp*

Thank you! Good night!

P.S.
I tag all my watchers! (I'm too lazy to write out each name so there ya go.)
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I must admit, I'm quite sad to say,

That it does not feel that Christmas is coming in only four days.

Where are the holiday specials, that we hold so dear?

And why is that comma there? ^ It truly makes me fear,

That for the sake of a rhyme, my grammar snobbyness has ended...

I do hope that my subscription to Grammar Weekly is not suspended.

But alas I'm afraid that I have digressed

I lack the focus needed for this topic to progress...

Now what was I saying, ah yes, I remember

The lack of holiday cheer I feel this December.

While watching a classic, for me at least

Danny Phantom's The Fright Before Christmas, it's really quite beast

I realized that my holiday spirit has left

To make up these rhymes, I must be deft....

Please ignore the fact that that made no sense

As I continue onwards (I'm only somewhat dense).

Alas, the tree sits in my living room, nice and bright

Covered in ancient ornaments, and some beautiful lights.

There are candy canes sitting on a table, in a jar

And across the street, I see a blinking star.

But I can't help and get distracted, by homework and school

This lack of festivity really feels cruel...

I feel that as I get older

The holiday warmth sinply gets colder.

So I wish you all a goodbye, adieu

And a Merry Christmas (please don't sue

For my political incorrectness, I simply wish to spread

Some holiday cheer all over this metaphorical bread).
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Anniversary

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Looking at my first post, C'est Evident, I realized its been almost a year since I joined deviantart. Happy anniversary to me! Wow, my writing has changed so much; for the better though, which is good! Thanks for all the favorites and comments guys! Please keep reading my stuff (and looking at the few visual art pieces I have). Thanks guys! Peace out! :peace:
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